Hello. This is Super Crime Fighter Saturday at The Daily Bone. I'm your diligent doggie public servant Officer Chester L. W. Spaniel of The Double Doggie Homeland Security System.
And, yes, I have dirty feet!
Today I spotted an Evil Squirrel Cartel operative perched above the bird feeder. I've seen this twitchy mug before! Grrrr. This perpetrator is a repeat offender known as alias Twinkle Toes.
Where did he get that alias? Just take a look: he's hanging by the toenails of his hind feet as he steals the bird seeds from this supposedly squirrel-proof feeder.
Tom Cruise he's not!
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| Zoom! |
I am proud to say alias Twinkle Toes has retreated to the next county!
And then this happened …
Unfortunately, within ten minutes, Twinkle Toes was back!
Now I wasn't allowed out after I just got my feet cleaned.
But don't worry. Ghostwriter opened the drive-through barking window.
Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark!
Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark!
Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark!
Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark!
And stay there!
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AND BARKING IS ALWAYS FREE!
THE DOUBLE DOGGIE HOMELAND SECURITY SYSTEM
ON THE JOB 24/7
AND BARKING IS ALWAYS FREE!
Hey, how come you're out there and I'm in here?
Oh, and happy national pets day everyone! We're celebrating with a well-earned nap!
Phew at least it was only your feet that got waterboarded. Have a super Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Well, at least you got the baff for your paws wash, I get dunked in the sink! The embarrassment!
ReplyDeleteI have never seem a secret squirrel in our garden although the peeps tell me they do occasionally appear, maybe I need some training Chester on how to spot them!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
PeeS Mum says you look like you need a tummy tickle in that last photo so watch out or she'll be over there!
Those twinkle toes are crafty critters.
ReplyDeleteYou sure got your glorious mud right now!
Woofs!
After all that hard work we hope you are enjoying your well earned nap! We are blogging at a new address: martythemanx2@wordpress.com
ReplyDeleteLuvs
Marty and the Gang
You told him!!! bark bark bark!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Dear Chester of the Dirty Paws,
ReplyDeleteI do not understand this rule the humans make about clean paws only inside. It is very silly, and entirely inconvenient when there are squirrels that need banishing!!
Licks,
Cobi