This is The Daily Bone and I'm your proficient doggie host Chester L. W. Stephens. My esteemed colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens is taking a nap.
Be very quiet. See that evil squirrel out there stealing bird seeds? Watch me get him!
I didn't catch him, but I was close. Probably scared the crap out of him! Returning to base now.
Back at my post. Now that's a much better sight!
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