This is The Daily Bone and I'm your proficient doggie host Chester L. W. Spaniel. My esteemed colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel is taking a nap.
Be very quiet. See that evil squirrel out there stealing bird seeds? Watch me get him!
I didn't catch him, but I was close. Probably scared the crap out of him! Returning to base now.
Back at my post. Now that's a much better sight!
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Dear Chester,
ReplyDeleteGood job protecting the bird seed! You deserve a medal!
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Cobi
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That sure showed him. I had a few good chases today but she had to drag me home as I did a sit down protest as I wanted to stay out all morning. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Very nice job chasing that squirrel out of there!
ReplyDeleteWay to go, guys!!!! Keep up the fantastic guard work.
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Crikey ...... I'd love to be there to help out, mate?? Squirrels and snow!! Doesn't get any better than that, aye?? You have the best fun.
ReplyDeleteGood job routing that rodent out of your snow spot and from stealing the birdie's noms...
ReplyDeleteBark are free here, too...growlmy wishes they were costly though, then it might not be so noisy here when I set off the critter alarm, BOL!
Those pesky squirrels are always up to no good! Good job chasing them away, guys!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
You two are the best Homeland Security Officers we have ever seen! Keep up the good work!
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