Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Olympic Birthday Cake UFO Squirrel Stew

Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your humble doggie host Chester L. W. Stephens.

Sunday night was the closing ceremonies of the Winter Olympics. This took place in a gigantic stadium and featured all kinds of futuristic technological theatrics, like a projection on the ground that looked like ocean waves. Things were floating around overhead. Thousands of people dressed in sparkly robes came in and danced. There was lots of loud music and singing and fireworks, and a huge inflated cartoon bear thing blew out the torch. My colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens and I couldn’t help but notice that the President of Russia looked extremely bored and distracted with all of this, and couldn’t even crack a single smile. Maybe he was worried about how he was going to pay for all this.

In local news, the weather has turned cold again. The ground is frozen and there were snow flurries. Joey and I are hoping we get some more of that deep snow before winter is done.

We got to have birthday cake on Sunday too. Yum. Happy birthday to Joanna on Planet Spencerport.
Where's my piece?
I'll be glad to take care of that leftover cake for you.
As you know Joey dog and I have been very sad about the loss of our UFO and paranormal squeaky toy expert and good friend Professor Braydie Spiker. How will we ever be able to figure out strange squeaky toy mysteries without her help? 
Strange hovering UFO at Professor Braydie's secret laboratory. 
We were going through our photos this afternoon, and discovered that our friend Maddie cat occasionally experiences paranormal events in her home in Spencerport too. For example, in this photo she was just minding her own business playing with her fuzzy poof ball toy when a freak plastic bag started wrapping itself around her. It was obviously possessed by an evil psychic force. Fortunately her human just happens to be a science geek and former X-Files fan, and was able to help Maddie to escape from the clutches of the scary alien monster paranormal squeaky toy creature attacker thing. Wow, that’s a relief! 


Science rules! 
Oh, and we have just one more random discovery to show you today. It’s a new recipe for squirrel stew (link below.) We were going to invite the local branch of the Evil Squirrel Cartel to come over for dinner today so we could try out this recipe, but for some reason they made themselves scarce. And that's a memo. 


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