This is The Daily Bone and I'm your energetic doggie host Chester L. W. Spaniel.
Let’s see how fast I can write The Daily Bone. My ghost writer has to go to work at 2:30PM and it’s 2:04PM right now. I don’t have time to talk about the Olympics because this is what has been going on in the back yard all day:
There are three of these fuzzy miscreants from the Evil Squirrel Cartel running their missions of grand larceny. I’ve been busy watching their movements from my post at the dining room window. I found out that if bark at them from the window, it gives the a head start on their escape. So now I wait quietly—well most of the time—then tip toe out and surprise them. Yesterday I almost caught one with this strategy.
So it looks like I'm going to have a busy afternoon. The Evil Squirrel Cartel usually calls it quits by 4 or 5PM. I'll be sure to watch the Olympics later tonight and give a detailed report tomorrow morning. Oh, there's another one! Gotta run! Bye!