Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your fluffy doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel,
along with my spindly associate Bones Daily.
along with my spindly associate Bones Daily.
In case you're wondering, I hired Mr. Bones Daily to help ghostwriter and me with The Daily Bone. But I'm having a hard time figuring out what he can do for us. I thought that since he looks kind of rakish, he might help us with all those leaves in the back yard.
When I looked out to see his progress, he was just sitting around.
Hey Bones, what are you doing? I thought you were going to rake the leaves.
I'm waiting for the rest of them to fall. |
There are still lots of them up there! |
Hey leaves! Get down here so I can rake you all up! |
I'll just wait a while and see what happens.
When I went out again and checked on his progress later, it looked like he was asleep on the job!
Wake up Lazy Bones!
Whoa! Chester! Are all the leaves off the tree yet? |
A few hours later:
Yoo-hoo Chester! I did the raking! |
No you didn't! Ghostwriter raked up half of them. Then Dad picked up the rest with the lawnmower.
You'd better look out Bones! Dad won't be very happy about you taking credit for all that work! In fact, I heard he's planning on grilling something for dinner.
Yipes! I'd better get out of here! |
Quick! Hide in this leaf pile!
Too late!
Say Chester, how would you like some barbecue ribs for dinner? |
Don't worry Bones. We would never cook you for dinner! Even if you lied about raking up the leaves.
I was just pulling your leg!
BOL - great comedy relief on a very tense night:) Is that all from one tree???? That is an incredible amount of leaves. That looks like a deeper cover of leaves than what we got for snow last year:)
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Mom just laughed and laughed. One of her graduate school D-Greez was in Forensic Anthropology so she just LOVES bones.
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I love all those fall leaves!
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Haha Mr Lazy Bones made us laugh!
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Bol! That Bonez Dood better shape up, huh?
ReplyDeleteWhen Bones is finished his work at your house - do you think he can help us at ours, Chester☺
ReplyDeleteI is finking your Mr Bones needs a bit of feeding up Chester
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
You sure had fun with Mr. Bones and we had fun reading this post. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteBOL!! Oh Chester, you are so very funny!!!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
MOLMOL Chester that last photo is hilarious and your dad asking about BBQ ribs...
ReplyDeleteYou all are so much fun
Hugs madi your bfff
At our house Mr. Bones name is DAD. Yep. stella rose
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ReplyDeleteBOL! BOL! He looks like he needs a little meat on those bones! I'm surprised that you didn't try to bury him.
ReplyDeleteOoooooooh, good idea!
DeleteBOL!! You had us laughing out loud. Too funny. Mimi thinks that Mr. Bones should put on a sweater. He probably went under the leaves because he is cold.
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You can't trust those skellies....they are shifty and dead, not so good at household chores!LOL
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BOL, Chester!! Have you evfur thought about going into the movie-making business?
ReplyDeleteDear Chester,
ReplyDeleteWhy is that scary thing in your Yard? I am glad to see you chewing on it. You show it who's boss, yeah?
Licks,
Cobi
OMD!!! This was hilarious and our bones are shaking with glee as we giggle and chortle!
ReplyDeleteWe can almost hear MrBones thinking...better watch out if you decide to burn your leaves like so many do here, then there will be a possibility of some good and hot bones to warm your toes:) BOL!!